Feast of the First Warm Day
A celebration of the first brave Shortarians who expose the knee before society is ready.
Holy Days of the Temple
Mark your calendar. Air your legs. These are the days that matter.
The Sacred Calendar
The Temple observes five Holy Days each year, honouring the eternal cycle of warmth, airflow, and defiance of appropriate attire.
Mid-Summer Leg Liberation Day
The holiest day of the Shortarian calendar, when airflow is strongest and trousers are weakest.
Saint Cargo Day
A day honouring pockets, utility, and the sacred storage of unnecessary objects.
Day of the Breeze
A reflective observance dedicated to wind, movement, and seasonal uncertainty.
Feast of the Last Warm Day
The solemn farewell to summer, where Shortarians wear shorts one final time in defiance of common sense.
Receive a Blessing
Seek guidance from the Temple. A sacred word awaits.