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The Seven Shortarian Virtues

The sacred principles by which all Shortarians live, breathe, and maintain excellent airflow.

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Comfort is Sacred

Thou shalt choose comfort whenever it harms none.

Airflow is Divine

The breeze is a gift. Embrace it freely.

Pockets are Holy

Carry what you must. Pockets are a blessing.

Judge Not the Leg

All knees are equal in the eyes of Shortarism.

Practicality Prevails

Function is greater than fashion.

Community and Breeze

We stand together, legs unbound.

Shorts are Eternal

From the first warm day to the last.

Three panels: The Seven Shortarian Virtues, Saint Cargo patron saint of pockets, and the Sacred Symbol of the Temple