Become a Shortarian
Answer the call. Embrace the breeze. Bring your best pair of shorts.
Membership Registration
Membership of the Temple of the Eternal Breeze is open to all who believe in comfort, airflow, practicality, and the right to sensible legwear.
No robes required. Shorts preferred. Socks with sandals: a matter between you and the breeze.
Official Shortarian
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In Good StandingFree the Knee. Praise the Breeze.